One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.
"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."
"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."
Having confidence in one's ability to move and contort one's crotch while dancing.
During the Super Bowl halftime show, Beyone exhibited extreme crotch-confidence.
The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
the bunch in your pants that makes it look like you have a crotch
suzy- its likes i have a penis in that picture
dionne- no man its just your crotch bunch!
The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.
Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."
Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"
Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!
The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.
"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."
"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"
When the crotch of you pant are to big and when you squat the fabric tightens and you can beat on it and play it like a drum.
Sales clerk: How did those fit you?
Shopper: The crotch is to big. I have drum crotch.