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Deer Lakes (queer lakes) is the shittiest school on the planet. Full of thots, bullies, hoes, and bitches, the football team sucks as well as the soccer teams. The teachers dont know how tf to do their jobs and they love rude ass little bitches. Also, the gym teachers are pervs.
Have you ever been to Deer Lakes? No, Ive only been to queer lakes. But I heard the football team sucks.
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A Snail Trail performed while the actor is menstruating. Named for the resemblence the after-effect bears to blood tracks left by a wounded animal. Typically performed as an act of revenge or a practical joke, and rarely with the willing consent of the recipient.
My girlfriend was mad at me last night, so she gave me a wounded deer while I was sleeping and took a picture.
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Where a woman shoves a full bottle of deer park water up her rectum while a males penis is in her vagina. Most common among porn.
Because of the deer park, instead of only having a flappy pussy, she now has a flappy asscrack as well.
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to take from someone with a similar object or intrest by calling common deer
hey mike g. im gonna common deer that radio of yours because mine isnt working
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Verb- Past tense of John-Deer. When a customer of a sex worker (a “John”) after obtaining & paying for services, runs the sex worker down with his car and takes the money back. The sex worker appearing like “a deer in headlights”.
I’m going to John-Deer the next whore that charges me more than $20 for anal.
Past tense- I John-Deered that whore when I realized she left a bloody slug trail on my seat.
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Nature's Dirt Bike
What dirt bike would be if engines did not exist.
A medium sized deer with cleats. Capable of accelerating at high speeds and doing flips off ramps.
Antlers as handlebars.
Travis Pastrana just did a siccck back flip on his dirt deer. Thats gonna get him the gold medal.
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The armpit of Canada. If a city were a dry heave.
My parents moved to Red Deer because their lives were meaningless.
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