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the idea that every task you put off doing is on average approximately six steps away from any other task you need to do, so that a chain of, "I didn't take out the trash so I can't clean out the fridge" statements can be made, on average, to connect any two tasks in six steps or fewer.
guy: I didn't take the trash to the street so I can't take out the trash from inside so I can't clean out the fridge so I can't go to the grocery store so I can't cook dinner tonight so I can't invite you over.
girl: Great, so you are cancelling because of 6 Degrees of Procrastination.
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To masturbate; to jerk off.
I told her I was working on my masters degree.
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Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.
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a type of insecure male who cannot keep his dick in his pants, constantly waving it around for Sadie to see. Sadie will always try and castrate him anyway
Idiot of the highest degree! zip that thing up!
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the process of taking a partner, and while standing, turn him or her upside down while the partner blows you and you squat up and down continuously.
NOTE: May cause some head injury
For our anniversary, my girlfriend and i did a Norwegian 360 degree piledriver.
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The 90 degree thrill ride can be best described as a sexual position (although it is mostly innocent) taken on by two people in a sitting down manner(usually in a relationship, but not exclusively). It usually starts of by the two people laying down in a casual way, that's when the girl starts to take things into her own hands. This takes a great amount of skill, fore the woman must maneuver the action in a slick transition, in order to prevent awkwardness. She starts by slightly sitting up and then swings her leg (slightly bent) over her companion, placing it on the other side of him, lifting her body on top of her partner. She hovers her Booty over his lap (to not squish his Jewels, of course), And then can either place her hands on his shoulder to achieve a more dominate position, but tangled in the hair works just as well. WARNING: This position can lead up to A hot Make out session, or some seriously sexy times, so do not attempt if you or your partner are not ready for this kind of commitment. (:
"Bro! i just had the best 90 degree thrill ride of my life! She was all over me!"
A trend on the internet in which clickbait youtubers heat a knife to about 200 degrees and attempt to cut stuff, but try to make the video past 10 minutes long in order to get ad revenue.
Person 1: Did you see that 1000 degree glowing knife go through that piece of plastic?
Person 2: O MY WAT IS HAPINIGN THS IS SO AMAZIING