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April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?
Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
18th February
Where you embrace your chode
Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)
A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day
18th February
Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes
Send this to your friend on Nov 2 and they have to send you a dick pick and if they send it back to you you have to send them a dick pic
Friend 1- show me your dick
Friend 2- eww no
Friend 1 - but it's Show your friends your dick day
Friend 2 - ok 🍆
The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆
Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?
Why said moe
Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day
On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”