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A Wood-Elf, in its natural environment, is found on a golf course. When teeing up his/her golf shot the Wood-Elf is known to swing violently at a golf ball resulting in either an extreme slice or hook. Generally, the resultant shot will end in the nearest wooded area. The Wood-Elf will then disappear, into said wooded area, and later emerg, magically, with many golf balls as if he or she was a leprechaun holding a pot of gold. The Wood-Elf is a formidable golfing opponent where regardless of the amount of balls launched into the woods his/her score will often result in either a Par, Birdie and on rare occasions an Eagle. The Wood-Elf is quick-witted and at times charming but resist the temptation to play the Wood-Elf for money. You will lose.
Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick
When scoring at the end of the hole a conversation may be as follows:
You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"
Wood-Elf: "Par"
You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"
Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."
You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"
Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."
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A gay man who wears designer leather shoes that resemble that an elf would wear.
"With those shoes, I would say he was an ass elf."
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(noun) - Whore/slut
In Kevin Hart's movie, "Think Like a Man", the girls refer to their vagina as their "cookie". Keeber Elves issue out their cookies to the community.
Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is out here giving it up to everyone."
Guy 2: "I know man, she's a Keebler Elf."
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A term describing a set of breasts that curve upward from the bottom resembling a pair of Elf Boots.
The lady working in women's apparel had no bra section for ladies with Elf Boot Titties.
a kick ass song made by oxhorn
anti elf anthem :
Of all the men of Azeroth I must say,
That my least favorite race is the elf.
I'd rather have lunch with a fat ogre,
Than to spend one moment with an elf.
I'd rather take a slime to a homey pub,
Than to toast to an elf's health.
They tall and purple and all too skinny,
And of this you must be sure,
That elves are the sickliest things around,
And sadly there is no cure.
Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!
Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet
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I'd rather go fishing with Onyxia,
Than to go fishing with an elf.
I'd rather go swimming with a dead murloc,
Than boating with an ugly elf.
Their voices are fem and they don't resemble men,
They're bodies are void of hair,
And so I'm sure you can understand,
Why they give me such a scare.
Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!
Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.
Despite my better judgment,
I once went camping with an elf.
He stole my s'mores and dented my pots,
And made the campground smell.
Of lavender and rose buds,
Such nasty smells they be.
And so I threw him into the lake,
Then went and had some tea.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ooo…ooo…ooo…ooo!
Stay away from those crooked elves!
They look like women and smell like hell.
So if you would take my sound advice,
Keep a distance of at least ten feet.
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A fantasy character who often kicks everyones ass in anything they do because he is fuckin god.
man 1: holy shit is Totar the Elf King he is gunna kick our ass.
man 2: lets find a new game to play because he is way to beast.