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Edward Cullen is a Mary Sue written for the sole purpose of encouraging girls aged eleven to fifteen to give up hard earned pocket money to Summit Entertainment and Little Brown and Co. He drives the perfect car. He has the perfect hair. He has the perfect face. He has the perfect body. He is also blindingly white and ice cold, which somehow translates out to sexy.
Many adults claim his character makes a positive influence on girls, stating that he encourages reading, and promotes themes like abstinence because he won't have sex with his girlfriend, Bella. However, they neglect to mention that he sneaks into a girl’s room without permission to watch her sleep, breaks down her car so she can’t see her best friend, forces his family to move away without saying goodbye to Bella in order to control her grieving process, and generally acts as a model of a controlling, abusive boyfriend. His behavior is excused, because fans of Twilight, the series he more or less stars in, claim he was doing it all “for Bella’s protection” or “because he loves her.”
Edward is a vampire with barely any of the consequences, and several added perks. When he goes out in sunlight, all he does is sparkle. He isn’t affected by crosses, or holy water. He can have children with humans. He’s super strong and super fast, and he reads minds.
All in all, he's a fictional character who provides girls with the perfect, abusive bad boy.
Hey, what are all those eleven year old girls shrieking about?
They're discussing Edward Cullen. They'll outgrow guys like him in a few years . . . I hope.
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97 year old pedophile who stalks underage girls while they sleep, not to mention the cannibalistic fetish of suckin their blood out from a fresh wound.
Edward Cullen cursed our women!
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Here are the massive flaws of the vampire, Edward, in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. And yes. I hate the book. Completely stupid thing to fill your minds up with.
1. He's so darn overprotective of Bella that sometimes i want to strangle him. "I won't let you go over the the werewolf pack cuz you might get hurt by the other guy who loves you." Completely valid reason, Edward.
2. EDWARD'S FRICKEN INK ON PAPER, GIRLS, YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY TELL ME HE'S GORGOUS. NO!!! DON'T DROOL ON YOUR SO-CALLED "BIBLE" OVER A COUPLE OF INK SPLOTS! AGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
3. He hates Jacob. Well, i hate Jacob, too, but still. I thought he was PERFECTION, girls, so he can't hate anybody!!! For a couple of reaons: 1, Jacob's in love with Bella..(i thought jacob had better taste than BELLA...?) I don't blame Eddy for that. Okay, secondly, he's jealous. WHAT'S THAT, DROOLING FANGIRLS!? I THOUGHT HE WAS "PERFECTION"!!! And thirdly, he hates werewolves because he's predejuced. OMG! LOOKS LIKE EDWARD ISN'T PERFECTION!!! who knew?
Me: "I think the books are addicting, but lacking alot. For example, look at Edward!! Completely boring. I perfer Carlisle to Eddy.
Drooling Fangirl #1(completely ignoring me): No! I <3 Edward!! He's mine!
Drooling Fangirl #2 (Tearing at Fangirl #1's I <3 Edward cullen t-shirt): Whatever! I read the book first! I get edward.
Me: HE'S FRICKEN INKSPLOTS, WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THAT?!?!?
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When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.
Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.
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A vampire that many girls see as the perfect guy. GET A LIFE, hes from a fiction book. and besides, if a vampire named edward does turn up one day, were guna blow the livin sh*t outa him. not addore him for feeding off livestock.
Girl: Edward Cullen makes my heart beat soare.
Guy: Um, yea, right.......
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A fictional vampire character from the book series "Twilight" who takes being a stalking/creeping to all new heights via watching his crush sleep for a month before she even knew him.
You’re such an Edward Cullen! What are you going to do next rummage through her underwear?
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An amazing actor who got his first role as John Connor in Terminator 2:Judgment Day.He is most known for his roles in Terminator 2 as John Connor and Daniel Vinyard in American History X. Edward Furlong was born on August 2nd 1977 to Eleanor Tafoya Torres. He is of Mexican and Russian descent. He never met his father but his mother told him he was a Russian decent. He is a vegetarian(notice the above definition) and he also supports Peta.In 2004, he was arrested for trying to remove lobsters from a grocery store in Kentucky where he was filming the independent film Jimmy and Judy. Edward had no intention of acting until he was approached by Mali Finn. He has a wife named Rachael Bella(Married April 19,2006) and had a son named Ethan Page Furlong(Born September 21,2006). He also was involved with Jacqueline Domac, Natasha Lyonne,Jolene Blalock,and Paris Hilton.Edward had a problem with drugs and drinking before his son was born. He decided to clean up for his wife and newborn son. After being in and out of rehab, Furlong said, "The first year of quitting (drugs) is the hardest thing I've ever had to do, physically and mentally."
What he did other than acting-
He released an album called Hold on Tight which was very popular in Japan. After the album was released Furlong said that it was a "bad mistake" then he decided to model for Calvin Klein.
Filmography-
(as listed)
-Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
- Pet Semetary Two.
- American Heart.
- A Home Of Our Own.
- Brainscan.
- Little Odessa.
- The Grass Harp.
- T2 3-D Battle Across Time.
- Before and After.
- Pecker.
- American History X.
- Detroit Rock City.
- Animal Factory.
- Cavalieri che fecero l'impresa, I.
- 3 Blind Mice.
- Venice Underground.
- Intermedio.
- Nice Guys.
- The Crow: Wicked Prayer.
- Cruel World.
- Jimmy & Judy.
- The Visitation.
- Canes.
- Warriors of Terra.
- Living and Dying.
- Dark Reel.
also starred in two episodes of CSI: NY, "Raising Shane." and "Hung out to Dry."
Some movies coming out in 2008/2009.
- Stoic.
- Kingshighway.
- Night of the Demons.
- Forever.
Did you see Edward Furlong in Terminator 2?
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