Erection Roulette

You have a group of people sitting in a circle. You think up a question you know the answer to and ask it to someone. If you get it wrong you have to take viagra and then get kicked in your australia(penis).

Dude we played erection roulette last night and jeremy got freakin hammer I don't think hes gonna have babies.

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Stage Erection

An erection of the penis (or a moistening of the vagina) due to performing in front of a large audience without becoming sexually aroused.

Dylan: I'm so nervous to play Hamlet in front of 400+ people tonight! I have stage fright!

Erik: I never get stage fright. One thing I do get is stage erection. It's not like I'm horny, but I always pop a boner whenever we get into that swordfight at the end. Is that weird?

Dylan: ...yeah, man.

boner stage fright props blue balls dirty sanchez

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erection section

top shelf of a newsagents

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President Erect

When Biden mistakes his blood thinners for viagera prior to a speech.

We have to delay Bidens speech, the President Erect took the wrong pills again.

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public erection

A coward; someone who wants to "hide"

Guy : Bro i dont wanna ask her what if she rejects me
Girl : Don't be such a fucking public erection

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Erection Face

When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face.

Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Erection Face."
Muller-"WOW,You Have A Tiny Penis."

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erect scrotum

In my world, nobdy has a penis, only two testicles in a scrotum; during the act of sexual intercourse, the scrotum becomes erect, sticks up, hardens, and one it has been placed inside the vagina, expands and explodes, shooting the testicles up the vagina, concieving a baby. the srotum and testicles grow back overnight.

My erect scrotum was so big, SHE nearly exploded.

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