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A site for college and now apparently high school students. All you do is put down your info and look people up. Became an obsession to millions of students. No real reason. It is in face quite creepy and stalkerish, you will find a lot of Creepdogs on it. Creates a false sense of security as to make you believe you have "friends" because all of the people you that went to your highschool are now your "friends" even the ones you've never talked too. So enjoy it you freaks just dont be freaking creepy about it. (Also girls don't go to your boyfriends school for the weekend then facebook for 2 hrs on his computer on saturday night, it pisses him off)
1)Me: You guys are gay we have a test tomorrow and your facebooking.
Dude #1: this guy i dont know asked me to be his friend.
Dude #2: he's gay.
Dude #1: yeah
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v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
That guy I made out with last night facebooked me this morning...
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A new disease which covers the western world, pretty much everyone has no immunity to the facebook disease, it affects your brain quite easily, there is no preventitative medicine to the disease, the best preventitative medicine happens to be the cure, keep yourself occupied, then the facebook disease will eventually die, mild forms of the disease are not bad and will eventually peter out, however more serious cases are nastier, here are the symptoms- DVT (only in the worst cases), stiff,painful fingers, arm aches, arguments between you and your parents, "Can't be bothered to do anything" attitude, lack of exercise, possibly weight gain, there may be more symptoms but these are the ones I know at this moment in time.
random guy 1: I have put on like 2 stone in a month, my wife has left me, my fingers ache all the time, exercise is too difficult and my spots have tripled in amount and I wake up in the morning and sing "Oh, what a crappy morning", please tell me what's wrong with me.
random guy 2: You have a serious form of the facebook disease, I recommend kepping yourself occupied and not even looking at the computer
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Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.
If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.
Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.
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An endless array of words (and what appear to be letter groupings of some sort), completely devoid of emotion or true meaning.
Man, I don't understand why so many people spend their life on Facebook. I'd rather socialize in person where there is real emotion.
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The good kids MySpace. Usually dominated by more cleaned up kids than MySpace. They are generally in sports and other activities in their school, get good grades, and are planning on going to some type of post secondary education. They are also more involved in their church and their community. A lot of kids on there are middle to high class. National Honor Society and Student Council is also on facebook more often.
Kids on MySpace generally are only in one sport or not in anything, but they like to do creative stuff on their own, such as write music, storys, draw, make films, make beats. The kids are more edgier and after high school they are more likely to join the military or get a job than go to college. Rarely a university like Facebook but a community or technical college to learn a trade.
You will never find a scene kid on Facebook...it is too preppy for them and they can't show off their anime.
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