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Fidget Traded

Trading a penis for a vagina, or vice versa.

Bradson:" Bro, Johnaquin! You'll never guess what I did last night to this hot chick last night! "
Johnaquin:" Whatd you do bro? "
Bradson:" I **Fidget Traded** with that chick and now I have a vagina!! "

by ikissmen December 28, 2022


Fidget Bang

When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.

James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.

by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019


Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010


Fidget God

Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee!

Hey did u know that Priscila is the Fidget God? Not lee! Ew!

by Real Fidget God Priscila September 5, 2021


yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets, I’m gonna sue!

by TieDyeLlama March 30, 2019


Popit (Fidget)

Things 9 Year Olds Bring To School For Some Reason

WOAH IS DAT A Popit (Fidget)

by PurpleRainJacob June 8, 2021


Fidget Spinning

Fidget spinning is a term for when a male spins a female around while she sits on his penis.

Hey, you should go fidget spinning with Mark!

by DaddyWiggles June 9, 2017