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Jizz in a coffee filter and let the semi-viscous fluid filter through dripping into your partners mouth. (For a practical joke this may be played on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or roommate)
“Steven’s filtered franklin he gave mindy the other night while she was passed out was so awful, I surely can’t un see it! I swear I could see his pure essence dripping down her throat. It was so peaceful.”
When someone describes themselves as "having no filter" what they really mean is "I'm a massive cunt but you can't get angry at me because I find myself funny"
They also get angry when you call them out for being a cunt and often get really upset when you are a cunt to them.
Person A: "hahaha that guy got hit by a car that's pretty funny"
Person B: "wtf is wrong with you?"
Person A: "I just have no filter haha I'm so random like that"
The mild self-delusion that your unanswered emails are actually going into the recipient's spam folder.
A: Didn't you already email her?
B: Yeah, but what if she didn't get it? I'd better call.
A: That's a filter hope, B.
A phrase used to tell someone to think about what they say before saying it.
Dude, turn on your filter there are children here!
Keep your filter on when in the holocaust museum.
A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!
Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.
Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
My brother is a moron and he thinks this is a proper phrase
I am a moron with a rose filter