Frozen Boot

A comparison of sorts to how things could have been worse. A form of punishment.

Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino!

Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot!

Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!

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Frozen Pea'd

Absolutly wasted and stoned. Your state of mind becomes that of a frozen pea.

Im Well frozen pea'd mate, but whack us some more vodka!

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Frozen Clifford

When a woman collects her menstrual blood into a condom, freezes it, when frozen uses it like a dildo to fuck themselves and/or someone else.

Instead of being such bitches, women should put that blood to use in a Frozen Clifford.

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Frozen Banana

When you are out in the snow and you get snow in your pants, covering your dick.

Oh dude, I so have a frozen banana right now.

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Frozen Mordan

When a girl gives head to a boy, and then surprises him by sticking an ice cube up his asshole.

Damn homie, last night my girlfriend caught me by surprise when she gave me a Frozen Mordan

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Frozen 2

The sequel to Disney's "Frozen" with less singable songs than its predecessor. Doesn't live of to the original film in some aspects, but still classic-worthy.

Okay plot. Great vocals. Phenomenal graphics.

This movie follows lesbian protagonist Elsa and her Millenial sister Anna on their journey "Into the Unknown." Teenagers seem to love it.

"Mom! I LOVE Frozen 2! Into the unknoOOOOOOown!!"

"Tiffany - darling. Can you please shut the fuck up?"

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Frozen yogurt

When someone defecates both sperm and feces at the same time. Thus looking like the twist option from frozen yogurt machines.

"sure she enjoyed the orgy, but now she was leaving frozen yogurts in the toilet"

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