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you know that already if you are reading this
Life is fucked up no matter where you are or when it is. It's always fucked up for multiple people.
When you do something you didn’t mean to
Me: I done fucked up.
My friend: How?
Me: I accidentally drank my dead moms ashes thinking it was Gatorade.
My friend: You done fucked up.
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An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.
Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.
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something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.
wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.
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A valid way to tell someone to be quiet.
Abbreviated as STFU.
A term/phrase that Drew (dsl) uses quite frequently
Can be served in a cool glass, a frothy mug, or a piping hot cup, when in its liquid state. Can be served as a meal. Use creatively.
Some fuckhead: HEY GUYS I R TEH SHIT!
dsl: Hey shut the fuck up.
dsl: Have a nice piping hot cup of shut the fuck up.
dsl: *ding* I think the microwave has just finished cooking that plate of shut the fuck up you needed.
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When you mess up so bad there's almost no way out of it.
Person 1: "I fucked up, man"
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "I may or may not have sent my mom a dick pic."
Person 2: "Oh shit. . ."
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When yo u shit SO hard it goes the opposite direction
1:I had the massive craps yesterday. I almost shit the fuck up!
2:Dude....thats nasty as fuck.
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