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When you tell your wife or significant other you are going to a fantasy football draft with "the boys." But in reality you are going to a private secluded island with a bunch of dudes and do not want your wife or significant other to question your homosexuality.
Grizzly A: Hey man did you get a hall pass to go to the grizzly fest this year?
Grizzly B: Yea my wife does not even suspect a thing, I even got new toys for this year's grizzly fest.
Grizzly A: Nice, my wife didn't even suspect a thing either. I got tons of lube, looking forward to seeing your new toys.
A respecter / worshipper of the Kyriakos Grizzly, the Greek bloatbeast
I was wearing my grizzly respecter shirt today and another based lifter saw it and we spoke about racism for 15 minutes
grizzly bear grinding - i grizzly bear grinded that bitch
To just buckle down and do something. To just buckle down and 'do the damn thing'.
To masturbate.
"Hey, how's it coming along?"
"Well .. I had to start Skinning The Grizzly, but I got it done!"
When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
"Honey, is it a sin to perform the South Dakota Grizzly Bear before sex?"
The enemy of everything sexual harassment panda stands for.
Goddamnit I got raped by the sexual harassment grizzly again
When a woman's vagina is so hairy that It has hair on the inside as well.
A: I almost got laid last night, but had to get the fuck out when she took off her pants.
B: Why? She have a penis?
A: No, Inverted Grizzly.
B: Oh, snap.