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Ass-Gum: Ass-gum is gum that has been placed within the back pocket of a individual, and sat on. Thus, the gum has became dis-formed, and in some rare instances, smells unpleasant because the subject who processes the gum has farted.
Mike - "Hey Bill, can I have some of that gum please?"
Bill - "Sure Mike, any time."
Tom - "Don't eat that Mike! That's Ass-gum!"
Mike - "Nasty dude, ew, I ain't eating that anymore."
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niggerette gum gets the nigger right out you
"Im feeling too black today, pass me on over one on those niggerette gum's"
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Derived from the common scenario in which a pack of gum resides in one's pants pocket longer than the date of the initial purchase. As time passes, the buyer of the gum will unknowingly wind up sitting on the pack, resulting in the individual pieces of gum becoming mushy and difficult to unwrap.
Jonas: Wow, that dinner was off the hook. (pulls out gum) Anyone care to freshen up with a piece of gum?
Melvin: No thanks, chief. You bought that gum at last weekend's mixer event. That is clearly butt-gum.
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Donald: Hey friend, care to try this new flavor of gum I got?
Patrick: Hmm... I dunno, that looks like it could be butt-gum.
Donald: Nah, don't worry, I just bought it today.
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When Granny goes down on you , without her teeth in, its called Gumming the Hog.
Dave screamed, "Go on granny, gum that hog....."
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An Oral version of the Bum Aids, A combination of all dieases, including STD's, but also can be given to someone who is just a complete loser and goes without sex for long periods of time. IN THE GUM
man ive got gum aids, what bum aids? NO GUM AIDS ITS IN MA FUCKIN MOUTH!!!!
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Five gum. A piece of gum that we will never know how it feels to chew it because of memes. Nor will we ever know because we like our already favoured gum brands.
Person 1: How does it feel to chew Five Gum?
Person 2: "Generic Meme"
Person 1: But have you ever had it?
Person 2: What? No I stick to Excel.
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