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A Thurnis Haley is an alcoholic mixed beverage consisting of 2 parts Arnold Palmer and 1 part malt liquor (Olde English 800 preferred) Golf wang.
Phil: Hey Thurnis, this drink has got me bent.
Thurnis Haley: That's the OE. Golf wang.
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Titty fucking a rather large pair of breasts with your partners mouth waiting for you at the end of the tunnel.
Devin plunged his throbbing member into his beloved Haley Tunnel eagerly anticipating the warm moist mouth waiting for him at the end. Light at the end of the tunnel couldn’t begin to compare.
A conservative woman who was the US Ambassador to the UN and will become president in 2024.
“Who will become president in 2024?”
“Nikki Haley.”
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Haley and Dillon- they make a perfect couple they're ok with each others friends and always tell each other everything but when it comes down to it all they'd ever need is each other. They both enjoy music and will stand up for family. They also want a lasting relationship.
Haley and Dillon make the best couple.
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A reigning "scene queen" made famous by a Forever the Sickest Kids song titled "Hurricane Haley" written by her ex boyfriend of the band, firecrotch Caleb Turman. There's an ongoing joke in the scene world that once you've known/hooked up with Haley your band gets big. She's been seen/rumored with members of Bring Me The Horizon, Cobra Starship, Sing it loud, Bleeding Through, and Farewell. She and her friends pride themselves on their good looks, style, and being guest listed for every show ever.
"THERES A HURRICANE IN THE FORECAST"
"SOOOOO HURRICANE HALEYS GOING TO BE AT THE SHOW TONIGHT?"
"OMG THAT OUTFIT IS SO HURRICANE SEASON"
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the 2 best friends in the world !!!! they are wifeys and are the coolest and normalest people in the world !
guy #1: damn look at those ladies
guy #2: haley and ashley, they are weird we should stay away
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Haley a cool blonde headed girl who gives sex to roudy because she is one horny motherfucker.
Dude, Haley Kay gave it to Roudy last night really hard.
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