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verb
to say what you expect to happen in the future; predict
noun
prediction of a future; prophecy
Rain has been forecast for tonight.
Have you watched the weather forecast?
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the agenda of boys waiting to be fucked
that hoes got a damn forecast teh entire week
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We speak about business. The term Forecast is used to talk about business on a weekly or monthly basis.
Unless it's a french company then we speak about business 3 times a day.
*See also shit-show
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a cool way to say "what's up?"
if you say this, people will KNOW that you're sick as fuck
it just really boosts your coolness so why not say it
appropriate responses include
"nothing much dude what about you"
"i'm cool, just chillin"
me: yo what's the forecast
andy: it's kinda cold today bruv
me: noo dude what's the forecast !! it's like what's up but way cooler
andy: oh fuck you're so right.. damn i'm gonna start saying that
A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
When a person, in a totally non-sexual context, inadvertently makes a sound or says a word/phrase that is obviously (without a doubt) vocalized in the same way that the person would during sex. This provides a startling, disconcerting glimpse into their private life.
"UGGGGHHHH YESS!!!" moaned Fernanda after seeing her final physics grade. "Whoops ... sorry for that sexual forecasting just then."