My dad
A legendary guitarist with phenomenal musicality. He wrote fucking peng songs like something and here comes the sun.
He also has many bops in his solo career.
I would like george harrison to cut me with his cheekbones
When its 930pm, you go to the toilet on a night out and come back to find your 'mate' has gone home early and not told anyone.
"Stonkin' piss that! Hang on... wheres Nick?"
"Dunno" (looks around, looks at watch)
"Boys, he's done the Harrison Slide"
a very silky ginger man, who is extremely hairy. He also enjoys stealing crackerz and consuming them. His lastname remains a mystery.
wow look it’s Harrison O’Hairy i wonder whose crackerz he’s eating today!!
A Harrison Moment is something spoken by a Harrison. It is usually stupid and/or funny. A Harrison Moment doesn’t have to be original, it just has to sound like something a Harrison would say.
“Accents are just mouth fonts”
“Yikes, that is a serious Harrison Moment”
the most popular person in the world also very swag
A superstar reciever who plays for the Idianapolis Colts and undercover OG who catches Td's and shoots up blocks in his spare time
Guy:Yo son did you see Marvin Harrison make that one handed grab?!?
Guy2:No, but i saw him knock out that 6'foot 280 pound dude and chase him with an uzi!
Guy:What?
Guy2:Nothing...
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indiana jones, han solo, and other stuff, at least, they were his best roles
harrison ford is great, need i say more?
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