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A measurement of 200 miles, about the distance from San Antonio to Houston.
I was so excited to find out we were a Houston away from getting home from this trip.
Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston
1. A human being who loves watching other people have sex with his/her girlfriend
2. A human being who likes to talk about how great they are at their own sports.
Man, the way you have been acting recently... it makes me think of you like a Houston.
Trust me... you do not want to be a Houston, it is very unattractive.
An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent
Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.
Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
Dude I gave that bitch a Houston Windshield Wiper fr
Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!
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