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The act of fucking your partner and making her suck your penis clean after, followed by a cheesy one liner joke much like the ones that used to be printed on Good Humor popsicle sticks.
Also Cherry Creamsicle the act of doing so when she is on her period and Fudgesickle the act of doing it analy.
After I fucked Karla I stuffed my cock in her ballwasher and gave her a Good Humor. As she swallowed I said “No respect. No respect I tell ya”.
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Humor slut: Defined as any given individual, who will do anything, and go to any length to get a laugh out of a given situation, purely to be the center of attention and stroke their own ego.
Person 1:".... and thats what SHE SAID!!"
Person 2:"God... you're such a humor slut"
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To be very funny in a very slick way
Bro, you always catch me off guard, you got a very dry sense of humor.
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Also known as "SHS"-
A person who laughs at their own jokes or comments before anyone else has a chance to react. Most of the time SHS's material is NOT funny in the least. It is usually based around simple everyday tasks, such as getting a cup of coffee.
Also, SHS laughs at NOBODY else's jokes. He will just stare at you and try to make you feel as stupid as possible.
If Self Humor Sam laughs after someone else's joke, it is usually because he is thinking of something he said earlier.
Common side effects include: helmet hair, wife who acts as secretery, weekend biker, ugly teeth, attracts all skanks in workplace
you: (tells punchline to good joke)
Self Humor Sam: ........(blank stare)
I'm playing in a poker tournament
this weekend. HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH!!
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Humor where you put yourself down.
Sometimes funny, but sometimes overused fishing for compliments or a signal of low self-esteem.
ex. 1
Yeah, I just walked into the wall outside *smiles, while friend laughs* man I'm clumsy.
ex. 2
Dang, your're all such good students, studying for the test, I'm prolly gonna fail. *says the straight A student*
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The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.
Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.
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When a boomer makes a joke that is really bad. So bad infact, you feel sick... You say you have a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: Hey son what're you doing?
Son: Videogames
Dad: Back in my day we didn't have videogames. Just dirt. And we had to have fun anyways. We walked miles to get to school through swampland.
Son: That gave me a Boomer Humor Tumor.
Dad: What did you just say young man?
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