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iPhone 5

It's the most innovative phone Apple ever made, really?
iPhone 5 is same shit as the iPhone 4S,just a bit taller.. Oh damn, really innovative!

Greger Kim has an iPhone 5, but not an iPhone 4S

by Barre Jarre October 1, 2012

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iPhone 4S

The supposed iPhone 5. Apple decided to change the name to iPhone 4S to render counterfeit phones useless.

Ironically and tragically, Steve Jobs, the influential co-founder of Apple passed away a day after its release, so it is now defined as iPhone for Steve

My iPhone 4S is real! Stuff you, you fakes!

by brockhoward October 6, 2011

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iPhone 13

An iPhone 12s

Alex: β€œCan’t wait to buy the iPhone 13 Pro!”
Mom: β€œWe already have an iPhone 13 Pro at home”
The iPhone 13 pro at home: iPhone 12 Pro

by Aaaaron S December 17, 2021

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iPhone 3

A very outdated phone that no body uses buts or sells anymore that's as small as ur finger.

Friend one- Omg check me out I'm so cool I just got the iPhone 3!!!
Friend 2- Dude it's 2k17 the iPhone 8 is probably coming out soon ur so stupid.

by jojoclownyclown March 5, 2017

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iPhone Zombie

An iPhone user who is so focused on their app, texting or finger caressing in a public place, that their gait is slow and erratic to the point where you're in a quandary about their living status.

Trying to negotiate a supermarket aisle either on foot or with your cart, to be blocked by a slow shuffling individual - the iPhone Zombie - who, upon passing (eventually), is seen to be caressing their iPhone.

"I'll be right over, as soon as I negotiate the path around the iPhone Zombie"
"Watch out! iPhone Zombie on the road!"

by Audrey Dawds November 25, 2011

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iphone Loser.

Usually a guy sometimes a girl who shows off his iphone every chance he gets, either buy taking pics with it, shooting videos of him and his friends doing stupid shit or being a complete fag and playing that lame ass Tap Tap revolution and posting his/her score on facebook thinking that everyone will worship the ground he walks on because he has nothing better to do but work on his Tap Tap revolution skills.

Daniel: Dude he is such an iphone loser.

Matt: who?

Daniel: Brian man he just posted his new tap tap revolution score like someone cares.

Matt: Yeah that's pretty much an iphone loser for you.

by nooneshallknow February 10, 2010

17πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Iphone Glare

The look that appears on an iphone users face when they attempt to do the once relatively quick and painless task of sending a text message with their phone.

Classic example of the iphone glare:

Person 1: What are you so angry about?

Person 2: I'm just trying to send a fucking text on my fucking iphone but my fat fucking fingers keep hitting the wrong fucking tiny fucking letter and then the stupid fucking predictive text really fucks me over.

by lolololondon February 24, 2010

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