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A state only known for ground meat, sprint cars and dirt track racing, agriculture, the Hawkeyes, and slipknot
That place you forget about and when asked about you just think of corn
Entertainer: Where are yall from?
Jeff: Oh were from Iowa
Entertainer: Where?
A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.
Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?
Aka Idaho, used when you want to keep amazing places in the potato land hush hush.
Fucking rad pow day in Iowa today!
A sacred word shared between two idiot best friends who are teenagers but have the minds of 4 year olds.
Hey what’s up, IOWA, ha ha ha ha, Iowa
An album by Slipknot released in 2001. It was so good they named a state after it.
Andy: Have you heard Slipknot’s album, Iowa?
Max: I heard they named the state we live in after it.