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No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)
Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.
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A fucking cuntbag that squeals on steroid users in MLB just to make himself, an admitted steroid user, look better
My friend turned into Jose Canseco and now everybody hates him becasue he's a douche bag.
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Slang term for a homosexual mexican.
Alberto likes takin it up the dirty pipe, hes one Gay Jose!
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Someone who has a long spicy Italian sausage between there legs that absolutely woos the girls panties right off
Yo when Matt passed by I think I witnessed a Dirty Jose, Omar's panties flew right off! -ThisIsntJose
Four Children.
Two would be a Jo, three would be a Jos, 6 would be a JoseJo, etc
Three kids, nearly on my way to the Jose of Children.
An evil creature that appears to be a total faggot. He can be seen at the cosmo class at trashabet. It is named for it's poop-like skin color. It also sucks in COD. Beware. Mario also broke his balls.
Bob: What's that weird thing in the lairs of trashabet?
Hunter: Poopypants Jose. I'm going hunting.
San José is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of California, and is the county seat of Santa Clara County. It recently became the tenth-most populous city in the United States, and has held the title of The Safest Big City in America for the past several years. Also known as the San Ho.
Capitol of Silicon Valley. Has a very strong agricultual past. Beautiful, but expenisve city. Go Sharks yaya!
*** Bay Area vs L.A Metropolitan ***
Me : I live in San Jose
Orange County : I live in Orange County. It's a concrete jungle. Traffic is horrible.
Me : I'm sorry.
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