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A person who always asks for the manager and complains about absolutely everything
The Karen demanded to speak to the manager.
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Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
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(n);/ (adj) Typically derived from the soccermom/boomer type of female. Gets loud for no reason and seems to place blame on anyone and/or thing that she does not agree with. Karens have been scientifically proven to bee mutating into subspecies for example the new breed of hybrid SecurityGuard/Karen species that is usually spotted at places of gathering like strip malls and outdoor flea markets.
Beware, this species has also been reported to be taking on the Male form although still under investigation, the studies seem very accurate to the reports.
Hey bro, did that security guard just Karen us??
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a fucking dumbass that cant take a fucking joke so she calls the cops for no fucking reason and cancels random people because why not
yo is that a fucking karen? Yes it is
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A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.
Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*
Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!
Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*
A woman, usually middle aged, who believes that they deserve anything and everything. They also believe that they have the right to do whatever they want to whomever they want, whenever they want, wherever they want however they want for whatever reason they want. Whether rational or irrational. They also think that there won't be any repercussions for their actions. A thoughtless,narcissistic bitch.
Me:That Karen got what she deserved. She just kept pushing it until that guy couldn't take it anymore.
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a very strange creature but very majestic the karenrex wil walk into stores if there is something the karenrex does not like they will scream "where is your manager!!!!!!" if they get their way they think they rule everything- oh wait whats that A KARENREX IS RUNNING AT ME HELPPPPPPPP
karenrex
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