To defecate before a major event.
Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.
someone who constantly plays smash and has no life outside of smash and smash tournaments
This guy has no life he’s a kirby main
Kirby why are you using a gun in a e rated game?
Person 1: hey dude i had a thought about some 02 guy can you help? Person 2: *Searches kirby 02* Person 1: OH GOD WHAT THE heck
When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.
Aka tickleshitz
Kirby Gorzell was known as tickleshits in grammar school
Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.