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Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

CHENG LI SHOULD BE PUBLISHED!

by Mathew Smiths March 16, 2019


Cheng Li

He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.

"THIS IS BREAKING NEWS! A child has died from getting stabbed by porcupines for the first time in history! This kid's name is called Katie and it's parents names are Cheng Li and Clair!"

by Mathew Smiths March 15, 2019


clary li

Clary Li is the coolest person alive. She’s very pretty and perfect and talented.

Person 1: Wow look that girl is so perfect
Person 2: Ofc!! It’s Clary Li!

by coolperson.we September 6, 2021


zen li

a very pretty person and also very nice.

zen li was very nice to me.

by February 12, 2022


Li-fi

Li-fi is a technique that uses LED light to transmit data. use of RGB Leds drastically increases the bandwidth which is already quite large.,..

It also solves the problem of nearby wi-fi zones interfering and limiting bandwidth and you can protect your li-fi network by simply closing the curtains :p

person a) what your wi-fi routers name?
person b) i use li-fi not wi-fi *point at the led sealing lamp*

by ProphetOfConfusion February 20, 2016


Pink lies

A bogus compliment said just to make someone feel better.

So-and-so said my hair didn't look that shit, but I suspect it to be one of many pink lies.

by Mumu1972 May 15, 2015


Henson Lis

A person with a 20 foot dick

so big, henson lis

by forrestfire720 January 18, 2018