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someone you never see and often hides out at home instead of coming out to party
dude why didnt you come out your such a bro-sama bin laden
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Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.
Bartender: What would you like?
Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...
Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?
Guy: What's that?
Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.
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A four-wheel drive vehicle that will never see dirt. Usually has all luxury car amenities.
Upper Wisconsin is filled with lux laden hic haulers that will never go off-road.
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A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.
She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.
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Former Al-Quaeda leader, who then was shot in the head by hardcore awesome special forces team.
"We got him!"
-- President Obama
Curtis: "Yaw, yall hear about Osama Bin Laden?"
B-Dawg: "Ye, dat nigga dead, he aughta' be known as Dead Osama Bin Laden, cuz he dead!"
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The true Osama Biomom Laden resorts to empty threats and acts that could rival terrorism when dealing with their child(ren)'s Biological Father or Step Mother. She is generally insecure and must use these tactics in order to prove her own power (or lack thereof) when it comes to matters that affect the children.
She's having another Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) day. She told me she was calling the polie because I picked up my child for my parenting time.
Did you get that email from Osama Biomom Laden (OBL) that I forwarded to you? Yeah, the one that says she is taking me to court because I taught our daughter to tie her shoes!
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an insanely tacticool HK416 rifle that put bin laden in the forever box
take the bin laden sleeping pill for example, its got a lot of fuckin attachments on it