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A bitch who is going to get hurt if they dont leave someone alone
You about to be Served Bitch-Lasagna if you dont leave
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To perform a task in a chaotic manner but still get the job done
We're gonna have to titty fuck the lasagna on this one guys
The cry of someone who has realized that one is quickly losing one's relevance, usually in a last-ditch attempt to gain attention or slow waning popularity. Typically screamed at the person who has taken one's place in the public consciousness or surpassed one's fame.
Aide to Martin van Buren: I'm sorry, Mr. President, but William Henry Harrison is about to crush you in the general election by 174 electoral votes as well as the popular vote by 146,536.
Martin van Buren: BITCH LASAGNA! BITCH LASAGNA! WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON AIN'T NOTHING BUT BITCH LASAGNA!A
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To ruin a great thing, for an extended period of time. Can apply to activities, objects, food, basically anything that you like at first, but then have a bad experience that turns you off of it.
Lasagna tastes great leftover, but you have to microwave it fuckin forever to make sure the inside isn’t cold. Last time I ate lasagna, I burnt my mouth on the first bite, then threw up once I got to the cold middle. It was so nasty that I couldn’t eat lasagna for a year.
(847): puked bacardi raz this morning. NEVER drinking that shit again!
(315): bitch thats the cold lasagna effect 4 u
Just saw Zack and Miri Make a Porno with that fat dude from Knocked Up. I don’t think I’ll ever have anal again after that scene where the big-titted chick shits all over the cameraman.
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When you eat lasagna with your bitch
Did you hear Timmy had Bitch lasagna last night?
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the best way to say that you had diarrhea, likely after eating at olive garden.
Sorry it smells so bad in there, the toilet ate my lasagna.