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One of the 7 Wonders of the World.
Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?
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To tell someone to be safe and take care.
Bob: You out this weekend?
Bill: Nah mate, seeing the mrs!
Bob: Ok mate, well call me monday, see ya later and keep it locked!!
Bill: Aiiggghhht!!
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a sexual act in which your partner does a handstand behind you facing your backside, while you secure the legs, they pull your penis backward between your legs and start a fellatio while maintaining the handstand and grip
Natch maintained the Lock And Chain on Flint for a full 6 hours immortalizing him in the Guinness book of world records. when quotes the following was said
reporter:how did you do it? was there a lot of rigorous training?
natch: he likes handstands, and he loves dick, so no it was second nature for the both of us
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A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.
"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
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The female equivalent of a cock block.
I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally lock boxed me.
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Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.
Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!
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someone puts there arm around your head and squeezes
today at school i got a head lock and a wedgie for wearing briefs
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