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When you leave your dick inserted inside a woman's pussy after initial ejaculation and keep cumming all night long. Guaranteed to deliver results nine months later.
I gave this one girl a Mongolian meat locker. Now our baby is trying to kick my ass. :(
When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.
John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
an orgy in a locker room that cheerleaders throw for football players when they win a ball game.
I'm glad I play football the cheerleaders had a locker room orgy.
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Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.
Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.
Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.
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Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.
Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.
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When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.
Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.
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The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.
Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.
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