Lunch Cunt

A person in an office environment who is never satisfied with the lunch order that has been ordered for the employees as a whole. Will most likely be in a bad mood immediately after committing lunch cuntery.

One who always muddles up a lunch order; dissatisfied with the order.

Jim was a total lunch cunt after he found out he was getting lasagna instead of his favorite sandwich he always orders.

lunch laws

Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :

1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.

2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.

3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.

4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.

5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.

He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.

Cut Lunch

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by the mans shaft being placed upwards running along the zipper of his pants and one ball either side. Hence Cut Lunch.

Bazza: *Adjusts himself to the Cut Lunch position* "Ahh fuck that feels better."

Second lunch

When you leave your office only to continue working after dinner (aka: your second lunch)

While leaving the office in the evening:

Co-worker #1: Are you done for the day?
Co-worker #2: Haha. Just taking a second lunch.

bum lunch

the wild gnawing of a partners rump

lie down and i will dine

An alfresco bum lunch to feast on a street stranger

lunch bunch

Not to be confused with the breakfast club, the lunch bunch is that group of friends that you sit with at lunch and generally are your bros. These groups usually consist of:
A funny guy( or two)
Some dude to add the sex news and jokes
A guy who knows everything about everything
A guy to do stupid things
And a couple girls to keep the peace.
You will generally trust these guys with everything and rely on them completely for company

So who were you hangin out with?
o just the lunch bunch.

shannon lunch

When you take an extra long time during your lunch break.

Joe: Wheres Bob, he was supposed to be back 15 minutes ago?
Lisa: Oh he must be taking a shannon lunch again