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George: Hey Jim, u wanna join us?
Jim: sure, what are you guys doing?
George: nothing, we were just manning.
Jim: yeah no, see you later bud.
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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!
Dear diary, today I looked on the Internet and found that the mortals on urban dictionary were confused as to what a man was. People obsessed with sandwiches? Who belittle the fairer sex? All of these are true of course, but I felt that I could come up with a much more brief definition. Now that I've hopefully enlightened the mortals, I think I'll go out this evening for pleasure, the night is still young!
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A masculine human being, that in his first 9 months of life he tries to get out of the place that he tries to get in the rest of his life
He is not a woman, he is a man! See his adams apple!!
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A Very, very sexy man with a great sense of humour, known as the Miz.
"Damn, Mike is the IT Man!"
Mike, in this case, and every other case, is Mike the Miz.
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He who pisseth against the wall.
- King James Bible, 1 Kings 16:11
King James Bible - 1 Kings 16:11
English Revised Version
And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he smote all the house of Baasha: he left him not a single man child, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.
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Any individual or entity in business or government that seeks to make a profit for profits sake without providing a good or service in return. And doing so almost exclusively at the expense of the poor and unrepresented.
"so I was late on a payment for one of my credit cards, and my other 2 credit card companies jacked my interest rate too, even though it had nothing to do with them. Damn the man! and boo corporate greed!"
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