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A strange type of porn involving female gypsies stuffing their pussies with goat shit to please our the great map lord
Brad: Ooh, I had a great night watching Romanian Mapping yesterday!
Liam: Awesome dude! how many times did you cum?
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a reference to Ansel G's first 4 mod fc on Dis (Club Mix)
Person 1: yooo i just fc'd Dis map with 4 mods!
A nearby female: have sex with me already
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"Ew look at her road map" "I know! you can totally see all of New York"
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Maps Youth Director Scott draws, hes famous for them, they show barely the basic idea of the place.
Ok, afica looks sort of like this... *draws a big blob off an even bigger blob on one of scott's maps*
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The map is a scale from 1-1000 LOC with different human behaviours and perceptions about Life and God based on each of the 17 levels of human consciousness and associated energy field matrix. The map of consciousness was developed by Dr David Hawkins via kinesiology (muscle testing).The levels of consciousness go as low as the pits of hell on earth (which is shame, 50 LOC) to heaven on earth AKA enlightenment 600-1000 LOC.
Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.
Student: How do I become enlightened Doc?
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness
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A phrase typically used in Manchester U.K. Referencing where they live and how it is not often recognised in the U.K.
"Hi, where are u from?"
"I'm from Manchester 0161 manny on the map " manny hi u
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Ask anyone to say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness.”
So people will say this: "I am a penis"
Person 1: Hey dude, can you say “eye” and then spell “map” and then say “ness”?
Person 2: Okay sure.
Also Person 2: Eye map ness (I am a penis)
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