MTV

An ongoing documentary on how to spread herpes.

MTV helped make Lindsay Lohan famous.

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MTV

Hitlers later plot to brainwash young children to take over the world with bad music and terrible fashion. Later influenced by Commies in 1988. Now ran by Osama Bin Laden.

Jim: "Hey, you watch MTV at all lately?"
Joe: "No way! It brainwashes you to do terrible things!"
Jim: "Is that why I like gay porn now?"
Joe: "Yeah, thats probably why."

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MTV

the Adolf Hitler of music.

like someone stated before me, MTV was actually good in the 80's and mid-90's. now all I see are 400lb black rappers mumbling about fuckin' hoezz and gettin' krunkkkkk, or annoying guys in tight pants that scream like every other emo band in the world. not to mention their old shows completely kick the ass of The Hills and whatever other prep-fest bullshit they re-run now.

Anything > MTV

Adolf Hitler is to Holocaust as MTV is to Teenage Anorexia.

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mtv

The reason why most indie and alternative bands are dead. And why punk music is becoming pop.

Greenday: OMG! we are so punk, lets go to trl on mtv!!

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MTV

originally, it was a cable channel with cool music and music guru's called "veejays."

NOW, it is a teen demographic channel by reinforcing typical teen steriotypes (I.E. emo, gansta, so on.) If i had to bet on it, i'd say MTV has contributed directly to the teen pregancy rate. It features shows as "teen mom" (SEIRIOUSLY? YOURE GONNA MAKE A SHOW ABOUT PREGNANT TEENS?!?!) all commercails are either from Cell ringtones featuring old songs or "designer clothing" outlets, how often does this channel play MUSIC? once a week. saturday mornings. NOT teen prime time. it makes me sad about the state of today's teenagers.

VH1 is much better then MTV, it has music 24/7.

the only worse channel is TLC, which is a 24-hour network of " say yes to the dress"

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MTV

a once great television station that was based off of the ideals of "sex, drugs, and rock and roll" but now has become an overcommercialized boyband haven with little to no actual music being played, ironically

Road Rules
Real World
Cribs
Need I go on_

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MTV

Fuse is for whiny 14 yr old emo kids
MTV is for 12 year old girls who listen to hip hop and avril lavigne
VH1 good channel, although "Fabulous Life" and "All Access" are annoying.
and MTV2- well,at least it plays beavis and butthead

Fuse- WAAAAAA NO ONE UNDERSTANDETH ME
:(
MTV- AVRIL IS SOOOOOOOO PUNK RAWK!!!ROFLMAO ^_^
VH1- OMG WTF IS HE WEARING??????
MTV2- Uh-huh-huh-huh

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