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581 miles is used to separate to left handed people that are the bestest friends ever. god put them far away to teach them a lesson but nether know what it is. it is also a the distance that they traveled to where they met each other and partied at 1am to 4:30. the 581 miles separate the boy ( stalker ) from the girl.
Girl: Dude we are 581 miles away.
Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.
Girl: That's not bad, stalker.
Boy: You have 406 friends.
Girl: That's a little stalkerish
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An event held at some colleges where the students get naked and run along a route that is one mile long.
John is running the naked mile.
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when you run a mile, maybe in gym class for your androgenous "teacher and the pressure on your ass is too close for comfort. as you cross the finish line you actually shit. it can actually happen anytime in the race to qualify for brown mile status. any brown council inductee must celebrate with a bown town
i just ate pizza hut
i just ate chicken
i just drank junior juice
i ran a mile
and i couldnt take it anymore
i just shit at the end.
i did a brown mile.
yea, i did a brown mile
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Sixty Miles an hour.
Also used to describe a rappid dispursal of oral information as a means to slow it down.
"What's the speed limmit?"
"Sixty! you can go a mile a minute!"
"Blah blah blah"
"Slow down i can't write that fast. You're going a mile a minute!"
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To run the mile means to are getting drunk. If you are only paritially drunk then maybe you only ran the half mile, or if your tipsy maybe you only ran the quarter mile. but if you run the full mile then you are considered wasted. In order to run the mile you must have running shoes (alcohol). Origin: Two men were drunk on homecoming night and had to get back home, they ended up running about a mile back to their house.
Harry decided to run the mile and ended up on the toilet all night. Mitch decided to run the mile and ended up barfing everywhere.
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When walking the mile it can seem long and uneventful due to there being a lack of landmarks and people along the road to talk to or see. Thus it seems to take forever because it's a stretch of monotonous scenery.
"That boy walked a country mile to see you, he must really like you!"
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If Tom Cruise asks you a question about this guy, you're dead!
Tom Cruise: "I'm going to ask you a question about Miles Davis."
You: "Shit..."
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