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A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
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No, its not anything sexual, the missouri twister was a famous un-named twister that knocked over Grandma Edna's favourite tree back in 1978, or we could just be talking about Joplin.
Thats one hell of a missouri twister!
A place to be bullied and stalked by quilters
I went to Hamilton Missouri and got bullied and stalked by quilters.
A small town in east-centeral Missouri where you know everyone because they have the same last name
Person 1: Are u from Silex, Missouri?
Person 2: Yeah, how did you know?
Person 1: You have the same last name as me.
When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.
I gave Lisa next door the best Missouri mudslide you ever seen.
When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
When during sex, the male slides his scrotum into his partner's anus and once the rectal muscles close the male will try to pop his genitals out. Like a muskrat pushing its head through a hole in the ground.
Eddie wanted to attempt a "Missouri Muskrat" with his girlfriend Janice.
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