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Three friends that are like brothers to each other
Calder, Patrick and Dominic are the three musketeers
One of the worst cards from the game Clash Royale by Supercell. If you use this you are probably bad at the game. The reason to why it’s bad is that, when you fireball it the Three Musketeers die. Some people call it a “walking negativ elixir trade” Some advice... Don’t use it. You will lose all your friends.
Player 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale.
Player 2: Three Musketeers.
Player 1: Goodbye my friend , I hope you die.
Take something of fake value like Roman colosseum or bit of metal, stick it in a wall in a canning jar. When you remove the jars take the air and be sure pump it out with a bike pump. Pump the air up the brownstarfish with a neato pussy stick in mouth,. When you fart next, the coin comes out. Your untold millions of value s can be jarred when you recycle it into the jar and seal it up.
Be sure to keep your receipt s
Grirl. I'm rich and into this astral.
Wannabe: Sista, you think too much. Not everything's about money. Show me some love. I wanna buy your jar farts.
You need a Value s musket loader hun. See here, like my outta pocket joypen for that. It's a Value s musket loader and it's got hot up coil.
Girl: Okey dokey doggy daddy.
When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
Arizona has dope so good
You will hit the next trapsdactyl with an arizona musket loader"w
The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
The Three Musketeers are a group of people who are soooooooooooooo shrexsey and hot sooo nice and yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that group is soo cool I want to be in The Three Musketeers