Navy Seal

When a chick is giving you head, right when you are about to cum, you pull your cock out, jack-off, and give her two shots of man-goo on her chest and one on her forehead.

The bitch was talking smack about her man being a Navy Seal, so I pulled out and gave her two in the chest and one on the forehead... giving her a Navy Seal of her own.

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polish navy

same as a mexican navy., another euphenism for turds in the toilet.

I sunk the polish navy after eating at Taco Bell.

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old navy

a horribley ugly clothing store, for poor familys that live it A. a trailer park, or B. a broken down home. if you just stopped being homeless, i could see you shopping their. owned by gap, a very ugly store as well, but about three steps below it.i would like to make it very clear that, PREPS DO NOT SHOP AT OLD NAVY. some posers say those fake moose polos are from abercrombie, but i personally do NOT talk to people that wear old navy, for the most part.it is only acceptable for upper-middle class fathers, the kind that think their funny. if you happen to come along to a trip their the ONLY thing acceptable to buy is flip-flops, but i personally would never do that. i dont care if their clothes feel like heaven, THEIR HORRIBLEY, HORRIBLEY UGLY. just pointing this out.

old navy girl= "Hey you guys, look at my new hollister polo. it cost like 500 dollars!"

true prep= "uhh. thats a deer. hollister's symbol is a seagull"

old navy girl= "oh did i say hollister? i meant abercrombie. its their new moose."

true prep= "no...and clothes dont cost 500 dollars, poser..."

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Navy Seal copypasta

A famous copypasta all over the Internet. It can be used as a troll reply to all insults, intentional or not.

Navy Seal Copypasta

Justin: "Stop being such a fag."

Zac: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

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Australian Navy Cadets

The Australian Navy cadets are a group of Homosexual beings and cannot take a bloody joke. This has give them the nickname of “Anchor Wankers” as of there homosexual nature, they may think they are better than everyone else, but indeed they are not. Navy cadets are very aggressive and should not be approached without an F88 assault rifle. If scared they will flee back to their boats and cry to their petty officers.

Oh no! It’s the Australian Navy Cadets, Fran the F88’s

yabadabadoo old navy

A famous quote said by LeBron James in an 2021 Instagram story, where he was incorrectly rapping the lyrics to the song "Stay Down" while elegantly sipping his wine.

The meme became a popular TikTok trend in December 2022, when people were about to engage in something, but stopped after remembering the famous quote by LeBron.

"This shit crazy, yabadabadoo old navy"

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Phony Navy SEAL

An idiot who pretends to be a Navy SEAL, but never was one. Some phony SEALs do it to impress chicks at a bar, and others do it because they want everyone in their life to believe that they were a Navy SEAL.

Usually, the type of person who does this had a less than glorious job in the Military. Many haven't even served in the Military at all.

Real SEALs are humble about their jobs, and do go around bragging about being one. Phony SEALs are the opposite. They can't wait to tell someone that they're a Navy SEAL, and will go on with endless bullshit stories about it. They like the "ooo and aaahh" reactions that people give them. They want to intimidate people and get respect. All because they're not winners, and never did anything notable in real life to earn any respect in the first place.

"Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm a Navy SEAL and I've done a lot of ""black ops"" in foreign countries and killed a ton of people!"

"What class were you?"

"My what?"

"Your BUD/S Class....?"

"20 Bravo Delta 1"

"You fucking idiot, you're a Phony Navy SEAL! Now I'm going to smash your face in!!"