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Nicoles carry a naive desperation around and it's so terrible, reckless, and intimate that people can't look away. A Nicole will make up a paradox, but not just any paradox. Some Nicoles are good, some are bad, and some are misguided; all Nicoles have a romantic submissive streak and a yearning to Not be a Nicole. Their infamous curiosity could cause a mushroom cloud. Nicoles are mysterious in a LOUD way 4 xpression is their end all be all. Finally, when you pass by what is a Nicole, it's never the first time you see a Nicole that hooks you. Nor is it the second. Usually it's the third or fourth, but by then you feel like you've missed out.
Person 1: Look at that!! It's a NICOLE!
Person 2: No.. REAL Nicoles only exist in movies, remember? That's a NOT-Nicole Nicole.
Person 1: Um.. Isn't that the same thing?
Person 2: No. Never.
Person 1: Whatever. I'll ask Nicole.
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They usually suck at pool, but at least they do it in a cute way! :D So I still prefer a Nicole as a doubles partner, she can handle those 8-balls like a champ.
A little pessimistic and defensive, but it kinda makes sense in the world we live in. They just need someone to make them comfortable and boost their confidence back up, and they will slowly put that guard down. They are better than they think once they let go. It's all in the “psychosemantics”.
She feels warm and cozy when it snows, but even better when it's ryan's snow. Cool chica, she can party with the best of them (aka russian-romanian short fucks).
Hoe hoe hoe Merry Christmas! (but still kind of a hoe)
That mexican slave is a Nicole after a bad workday
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A person that is a total slut that has a different boyfriend, every week, and may i mention are VERY ugly :). Nicole's also do not tend to have many friends, because they all are, liars, are stuck-up, and they are total blondes, who try to act funny
Girl 1: HANG OUT WITH THE RIGHT PEOPLE IN HIGH SCHOOL!
Girl 2: YOU TOO, AND DONT BE A NICOLE, NO ONE LIKES NICOLES!
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To survive a life endangering experience mainly followed by a close encounter with Nicole. It is widely assumed that this is due to a over consumption of alcoholic beverages.
I am so hungover, I was nicoled last night.
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When something happens that you didn’t see coming.
You got Nicoled!