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Occu-Pie

Occu-Pie:

The time spent sitting at your Aunt's Thanksgiving table. Not because you enjoy the conversation or are digesting your food but simply because you are waiting for the Pie. Occu-pie.

Ashley ( whispers): honey, I would like to leave but we are going to have to sit here for a while longer while we wait for desert.

Oscar: I would wait all day for that. She's got Apply, Berry, Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, and the entire pie menu from Marie Calendars up in her kitchen.

Ashley: Well, Aunt Cocoa is PGC.. and everyone else is still eating and talking so we will have to just Occu-pie until we get some.

by chrisSIS November 23, 2011

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Pie Pants

the term was invented by Bart Simpson in the Episode "She of Little Faith" (Episode 275 - DABF02, Season 13) when homer was buliding a model rocket, Milhouse commented that he never knew that Homer was so interested in Science, but since Homer hates science (and nerds), Bart said Milhouse actually said "pie pants"... to which homer replied "mmmmm pie pants".... later he says "the word un-blowuppable is thrown around alot these days..." freaking hilarious!

mmmmm pie pants - a great food, and for simpsons geeks, another word for science

by adrian sky November 18, 2006

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Mandarin Pie

The act of giving an Asian woman a creampie.

I went down to Burford Highway and gave that slut a Mandarin Pie.

by Jiggawhut November 3, 2013


Dino-pie

When you add ejaculate to a cookie.

Homie 1 “hey bro let’s make a Dino-pie and eat them as a goof

Homie 2 “yeah bro, Let’s cross dress and eat Dino pies as a goof, we definitely aren’t gay or anything”

by Perfect buddy GA October 21, 2021


Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009


Puss Pie

Someone who is cowardly, and won't stand up for himself or his companion. A wuss.

wuss

Show him what's what...don't be such a puss pie!

by Christina and Sharon January 19, 2008


pass the pie

The ultimate avoidant statement.

Yes we all have different political perspectives in this family and it’s Thanksgiving - so pass the pie!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019