Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.

Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head

Pull a Nobody

Starting a project and pouring money that you do not have into it just to fail or abandon it.

Man don't "pull a nobody" with your music career

That-boi-nobody

That one idiot that makes you laugh

Did you see That-boi-nobody’s post

Nobody peek at my merbosms

What Alfie said when he was tripping on a dirty vienetta

(Alfie)- nobody peek at my merbosms