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Majority of these definitions of 'Northern Virginia' were artfully created by uneducated and bitter Southern Virginians. Northern Virginia (Often referred to as 'Nova') is a suburban location that is diverse in many aspects.
Fairfax County is one of the richest counties in the entire country according to the annual income made by families. Majority of those who acquire such a salary made it through college. This is a major turn-off to southerners. God forbid they speak proper English, and learn something other then how to properly lynch a "foreigner." Oh. and southern hospitality my ass, majority of them are rude, and racist. (Not to be stereotypical, but it's true).
The children of NOVA, according to these southerners, are "rich little brats." I'm sorry we have people (parents, guardians) who provide for us, and you're stuck shoveling cow shit for the rest of your life. Northern Virginians live comfortable lives; food in the stomach, house above your head, and a sexy ass car parked in the mansions garage.
Everyone has one life to live, we're just making ours worthwhile (unless you're into reincarnation; that's a completely different story).The material world can be a big part of our lives, but we still have morals, and we still have respect for others. Northern Virginians are accepting and welcoming people.
This is the land of opportunities, and while southerners are giving cows hand jobs, we're living the good life.
Southern Virginian in NOVA: TOO MANY COLORS! Time to get my rifle from back when my gramps was in the confederacy ya'll!
Northern Virginian: You're from Southern Virginia aren't you? It's okay, we understand you don't understand anything, but we'll accept you into our kind community.
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Northern Valley is a large group of towns in Norht Eastern New Jersey (The Armpit of America) Northern Valley mostly consists of mid-upper class residents, Has two Schools, Norhtern Valley Regional High School at Old Tappan (the better of the two) and Norther Valley Regional High Scholl at Demarest (The more problematic peice of Northern Valley). Out of the two, NVRHSOT has a better educational system, while it has a VERY Shitty social surrounding.
Continuing on, Most of the NV Population consists of White people, or Asian people.
Northern Valley has many towns, the major and most known towns are Old Tappan, Demarest, Norwood, Norhtvale, Closter, Harrington Park, and others, but that's just to name a few major ones.
anyways, just put it this way,
Northern Valley is full of asshats.
And If you want your kids to get a good education, put them in NVOT.
Northern Valley D Totally sucks balls, so many fucking drug addicts there.
Northern Valley OT has so many asshole kids there. but a great educational system.
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A term used for people that act like rednecks, but are from a metropolitan area in the north.
A term used in high school to define a clique of students who wear cut-off t-shirts, cowboy boots, drive banged up trucks and sometimes tractors to school, and talk with a southern accent when they're clearly not from the south.
"The South will rise again!" Lives in Indiana.
The northern rednecks are outside revving up their trucks and blaring Rascall Flats. I hate those guys.
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The crown of Virginia, NOVA is the only decent place in the state. It's money is stolen and given to the rejects--I mean the rest of Virginia. Although we attend the colleges scattered around the state, we quickly return when we finish because there is no other place with great job opportunities and high salaries. We do not stop, stare, and gaze when we see people that are not white. We are not southerners, nor would you find a confederate flag anywhere in the area, we actually take offense to being called southern. Luxury is a common site and most of the time a standard. We forced Virginia to vote blue in the elections :D We are the voice of Virginia. The only other great populations are either because its the capital of the state or because we needed a place to buy beach property in our state. Other than that everyone lives in NOVA. Its the best place with the greatest things to do. I would go down there and tell it to all you Southern Virginians but:
1.) I would get no cell phone signal
2.) GPS probably hasn't been invented there yet
3.) I don't have 4 wheel drive to take dirt roads
4.) I'm not white so I would get shot
Californian: Hey you're the new guy from Virginia?
Me: Oh no, not me, I'm from Northern Virginia
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Description of a girl that would normally be considered ugly if she resided in the Southern states but is considered pretty if seen in the North due to the paucity of attractive women in those parts (might be do to the effects of the cold, dry climate on their complexions).
Person 1: "I hooked up with this girl on my vacation to Michigan"
Person 2: "Was she hot?"
Person 1: "She was northern pretty"
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any hot shit coming from up north (CANADA)... comes from the word northern exposure
"YO man this weed is some northern x shit, cant find this in QUEENS"
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A chivalrous, courteous, or honorable man from the Northern part of the United States. Specifically Seattle Washington. He displays great manners, opens doors for women, buys them bubble tea, and gives plenty of Os.
Ben was the perfect Northern Gentleman. He gave me so many Os I couldn't believe it.
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