Wivenhoe Cold

A hangover, especially one on a week day that prevents one from attending work, or greatly reduces one's productivity while at work. Named after the small drinking town of Wivenhoe, Essex, UK.

"I didn't get much done at work today. I went to the pub last night and had a terrible Wivenhoe Cold this morning."

cold finger

Similar to cold shoulder, except a cold finger is done by ignoring someone's text or facebook message--usually when said person's comment is pointless or uncalled for.

FB status: "Man, I just got called into work for another 16 hour weekend shift."

Tool: "Lol, I never work weekends lol"

*cold finger/friend removal is appropriate here

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Death cold

Weather that is very cold.

A chicago night in January is death cold.

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King Cold

Frieza's father. He appears briefly while searching for his son amongst the rubble of the recently destroyed namek, and is killed by Trunks shortly after his arrival on earth.

King Cold, although stronger than his son, is still sorely out-classed by Trunks as a super saiyan.

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cold sore

Those little annoying pieces of fucking shit that come live on you're lip (uninvited) for 2 weeks.
They fucking suck
They come at the worst fucking time possible.
Like when you get a new girlfriend.

And you don't want to give her a cold sore.
So no kissing.
And when you go to a new school.
You have a huge fucking nasty lump on you're lip.
They suck ass.

Cold sores suck fucking ass they are bull shit......Non of the medicines work.

Cold sores fucking suck.

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cold-packing

to find a recently deceased person (post morgue preferably) and have intercourse with the cold body.

John worked in the crematorium just so he could go cold-packing a couple of times a week.

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angle cold

when it seems you have a cold, but then you change the position of your body and it goes away

I was sitting down and my nose was stuffed up. I stood up to grab a tissue and it went away. I hate angle colds.

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