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A phrase commonly used to point out hypocrisy and double standards in people, organizations or governments.
Coined by Jay-Z in his 2002 song "Blueprint 2," where he points out his then-rival Nas' double standards, wondering which songs are more his true self; the socially conscious ones ("One Mic," "Black Girl Lost") or the misogynistic ones ("Oochie Wally," "You Owe Me")
Conservative: "George Floyd and Breonna Taylor had it coming; I back the blue!"
Also Conservative *six months later*: "Arrest the Capitol cop who killed Ashli Babbit!"
Me: "Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Pick a side!"
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When a nigga steals a microphone from an innocent human.
Kanye West stole Taylor Swift's mic!
She must have been thinking "nigga stole my mic!"
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Teenagers and adults ask for friends online with strangers
Mostly male too
*gets into lobby*
“Has anyone got a mic”
No one replies
Then leaves game
a girl that has a badonkadunk but larger kinda when she sits on those cheeks.
damn lindsey got a fatty mic fatty u can see that from the front!
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A phrase used to point out hypocrisy and double standards in an individual, organization or government.
Coined by Jay-Z in his song "Blueprint 2," where he uses it to point out then-rival Nas' double standards, wondering if his true self is portrayed in his socially conscious songs (One Mic, Black Girl Lost) or in his misogynistic club songs (Oochie Wally, You Owe Me)
"Can't y'all see that he's fake, the rap version of T.D. Jakes
Prophesizin' on your CD's and tapes
Won't break you a crumb of the little bit that he makes
And this is with whom you want to place your faith...
Is it 'Oochie Wally Wally' or is it 'One Mic'?
Is it 'Black Girl Lost' or shawty 'Owe You' for ice?"
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Conservative: "Breonna Taylor had it coming #BackTheBlue"
Conservaqtive (six months later): "Arrest the cop who killed Ashli Babbitt!"
Me: "Is it Oochie Wally or is it One Mic? Pick a side, sir!"
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The most common excuse for not participating in class when the teacher picks on you. Yeah, if thats you, pay attention in class loser and get off your phone.
Teacher: "John, can you read the next paragraph?"
John: *Minding anything but his classwork*
John: *writes in chat*: "My mic isnt working" (yeah yeah yeah)
The person who wrote the definition above this should probably think about going to COLLEGE him/herself. Can you spell?
Some who join the military do act this way, and expect something from everyone because they are in the service. However, the majority of service members are proud to defend their country and do not suffer from MIC. In all actuality, many civilians suffer from MIC, harboring feelings of jealousy and anger towards those who are in the military. These feelings commonly stem from the fact that they themselves are not happy with their own life and feel it necessary to bash those who protect them. Those civilians with MIC become more vocal during times of war, which shows how unappreciative and silly many people can be.
Disgruntled worker at establishment that gives military discount: "Why do people in the military get a discount? They expect a discount on everything. They all have Military Inferiority Complex (MIC)!"
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