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Diego Oregon is a wanna be special ed kid.he always comes inside our 4th period class room.say’s shit that no one wants to hear he gets into people business.annoyes everybody he thinks that he has friends but doesn’t he’s family need therapy bcz his sister ripped a dollar bill in half his mom and dad told Deigo to pee in a cup and they made her drink it
He wants to be funny but is NOT he’s jokes are cringe (p.s call the cops pls his family needs help)
Whao who is that stupid Kid.Diego Oregon
A phenomenon that occurs in the state of Oregon. Lifetime residents aren't aware or it. Only those who have spent some time out of state will notice. The citizens of Oregon love to stare. In traffic, at the grocery store, in line at the bank, etc. It's what they do, and when you catch them staring, the won't look away.
They were never taught public manners because the only city in the entire state is Portland. Don't take it as a threat or an insult. It's simply their way of life.
You've heard the saying "a deer in the headlights." More like "an Oregonian in the Wal-Mart."
You ever get that feeling that someone's watching you? Oh right, we're in Oregon.
The Oregon Stare
Hotboxing, the act of smoking in an enclosed space, only done so in a van. Derived from Oregon weekend "nature trips"
"Dude it's too cold to smoke in the tent."
"Let's Oregon Hot Box then"
An Oregon Hotbox, is hotboxing (smoking in a enclosed space) that takes place in a van, similar to what would occur when stoners take trip into the great outdoors.
"Dude, how are we gonna smoke? It's too cold outside."
"Oregon Hotbox dude"
The act of having sex with someone in the woods against a tree while an animal watches.
“Bro you should’ve been there last night, I gave this girl an Oregon Obliterator!”
When you are titty banging your girl, and leave a skid mark on her chest.
Jeff gave me an Oregon beaver slide last night, and just left me lay there
hipster boys, referring to skinny white boys with shaggy hair that are #edgy, paint their nails black, smoke pot, are excruciatingly sarcastic, and probably #sk8. but obviously they’re totally NOT pretentious.
her: yeah, he has old converse and smells like body odor but he’s sooo hot..
him: he sounds like an oregon-boy.