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The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
In layman's terms, abundance paradox means quality and quantity are NEVER, EVER go hand in hand
Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is
a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.
"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'
"no hes not??"
The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
The Maxvita paradox occurs when an individual, while playing the game CS:GO, uses machine pistols and other inexpensive and high fire-rate SMGs as high valuable AR, whereas when playing with guns such as the AK-47 or the M4A4, the person tries to "spray and pray" while rushing at the enemy. Players acting like that can be named "Maxvita" after the patient zero himself, Maxvita
"That bot is just rushing and spraying with an AK, what an idiot"
"That has to be The Maxvita Paradox"
Alt: Harabe's Pair-a-cocks
The notion that any action a woman takes in which seems kind towards a male will be mistaken for interest when its not. Usually resulting in sarcasm or disdain from the female.
Friend 1: Man she was so nice to me.
Friend 2: Watch out for Harambe's Paradox.
Friend 1: Nah man I think she likes me.
Friend 2: You a dumb ass.
Intense contractions caused by running faster to make it to the toilet in time. The paradox is that the faster you run, the faster you will get to the toilet — but also, the faster you run, the more imminent becomes the dropping of the deuce prior to making it to the toilet.
miller's paradox is related to Zeno's paradox in a way