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Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.
The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits
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verb, poker facing, The act of pretending to make love to someone other than who you curently are with.
Lady Gaga use to poker face about girls while making love to her boyfriend.
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Poker Face Queen, also known as Poker, is a user on Internet who used to roleplay a lot on Discord but who suddenly disappeared one day. She used to play chaotic characters, but always with the objectif of making others laugh. She somehow made others love her characters not for their qualities but for their flaws, something that surprised her all the time. To those who might read this and who used to know her on Discord.. I'm sorry I disappeared like that. My studies became too time consuming and I was going through a lot of emotional stress and had a near burnout. I just cut off every social apps on my phone and now I'm scared of opening them again... Love you all guys.
Other users describing her (and Poker Face Queen describing herself too) :
Poker is a true meme lord.
Poker is the chaos lord.
It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.
1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....
A variant of the classic poker game in which players (rumor has it that they're more often drag queens, but any bad girls may play and do you believe the rumors?) who lose all of their money have the option of selling the sexual use of their boyfriends to the winner. Playing penny poker ensures that the man exploited is essentially pimped off for very little money, in other words, he is turned into a cheap date or cheap whore by his girlfriend.
The ladies played Bad Girl Poker while their boyfriends watched the game. Chastity went all in and lost, but agreed to sell 15 minutes of sex with her boyfriend because she wanted to stay in the game. Cristy gave Chastity her accumulated winnings, $2.12, and yelled "Hey Chuck, you've been bought! Game time is over, play time starts in five minutes. Hit the showers!"
Suicide Poker is a card game invented by Michael Badders in which you try to make your best poker hand while kill cards are being delt.
I won playing the Suicide Poker Game.
She wanted me to poker in the brown eye
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