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Is the best city ever! theres so much to do I party every night in port colborne. NOT. I gotta go to skiddy welland to party since everybody is a LOSER in port! lakewhore & pothigh school ? like COMON.
julia: hey wanna party in port colborne tonight?
chris: If we can find something.. we will probably just end up sitting at the freaking canal all night long getting high cause ports sketch.
julia: yaaa nevermind. welland it is.
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Screwing up a computer so bad that it's only function is a giant paperweight
His computer was port-fucked by the repair shop
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a small town in washington state that no one's ever heard of. known for it's meth addictions, pot heads, and south kitsap high school. also known as pot orchard, poDunk, or poor tortured. located in kitsap county, also known as shitsap county.
"where you live?"
"i live in port orchard. it's in kitsap county."
".........."
"you know, meth, pot, bowling?"
"ohhh you mean pot orchard in shitsap county! sucks dude."
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Port Washington is a small town 30 miles north of Milwaukee with close to 11,000 people. Its full of people that think they're more important than they really are, making news on cnn for stupid enough issues as hazing, and a controversial gay survey. Kids are stupid, adults go crazy over everything, but occasionally you'll find someone pretty cool. Downtown has a curse where small businesses shut down every year, and are replaced by another which will just get shut down again. The cops are the biggest assholes you'll find in Wisconsin, and its against the city ordinance for anything to be open 24 hours. Since theres nothing to do after 9:00, kids resort to mischief and drugs. Then the parents bitch about it.
I live in Port Washington, and I really wish there was a 24 hour gas station here.
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Another word for one of those monster shits that make your ass bleed a little and stinks so bad it makes you gag on your own shit.
Man, I took a Port Alberni this morning and had to throw up in the sink while sitting on the toilet.
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Unimaginably filthy, scum-laden town of Newport in South Wales. Popular with drug addicts, Currently "under Yardie control".
Oh clart, we's gonna go ta Da 'Port tonght 'innit? You got any draw?
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Now a shitty-city, not town, you clit.
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The birth place of Tenis and everything beautiful in the world. Contrary to popular belief Port Alberni is nice, suck on that you Port hating cunt sucking pussy licking t-bag taking trogladites who have nothing better to do then diss Port instead of getting off your lazy asses and doing something with your lives you phat pieces of vagina rot.
I had an awesome day in Port Alberni today, the sun was shining and I got a super wet blow job from a hot tourist passing through. She also had sex with my big dick, in Port Alberni, yeah Port Alberni super great place, better than Ukee or Tofino.
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