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A term used when you're going to say something but then doesn't continue what you were going to say.
He just pulled a Raymond right now!
Don't pull a Raymond on us.
Raymond (RayRay)
The most beautiful and smartest man in the whole entire universe. He likes anime’s and he loves to workout. He’s definitely a family man and always sweet and understanding with so much patience and care. He will do everything and anything for you. He’s very handsome with beautiful eyes, face, skin and everything about him. He’s really sweet and loving. He’s my man. He’s my dream boy. He’s the love of my life.
<3 （╹◡╹）♡
Someone: Is that Raymond?
Bsjsfh: that’s rayray… the most sexiest man alive!!!
A Raymond is a person with a small dick.He try’s to master bate when he is watching porn and fails because his dick is to small.
He is such a Raymond.
Raymond is a stupid skanky bitch who looks like the yellow teletubby . He thinks he better then everyone and doesn’t give a shit about no one then his 1inch uncircumcised dick. He is constantly rude to everyone thinks his humor is funny when in reality he is dumb as fuck. He thinks every girl wants him when no one would want his 5 foot clown hair Simpson looking ass dick. He smells like dick cheese and personally I think he has it. He is a selfish prick that doesn’t think about anyone feelings and can suck satan big cock which don’t mind since I’m 100% sure he sucks his best friend off everyday.
Best friend: want to go in the back of vons and suck me off
Raymond: yes but your going to have to hit it from behind
Best friend: deal
The god of ramen noodles.
If you eat ramen without his permission then you'll die within a week.
guy: Oh, mighty ramen god, Raymond, may I have your permission to eat the ramen noodles i bought yesterday at walmart? Amen.
Raymond: I'll let you eat the ramen once, but twice - you'll have to ask for my permission.
animal crossing's version of OVER POPLATED GAMES FOR NO FRICKING REASON hes just a fricking villager, I DONT GET WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM, IS IT BECUSE HE HAS TWO DIFFRENT EYE COLERS? oh wait its because there's no amiibo card for him... THATS THE MOST DUMBEST REASON FOR ANYTHING TO GET POPULAR HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Raymond is suffering because of every middle age teen following the newest """"""""FaBaBaB"""""" ...... i honestly dont know how to feel at this one