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Rabid rooster

An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.

Pride: Brian had such a rabid rooster.

Monkee: oh I know, it was amazing.

by blackwidow July 29, 2012


imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do

He is the imperial rooster at the track

by dirtracer8080 March 30, 2012


Rooster Brick

An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!

see cockblock

That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!

by demon291000 December 23, 2010


lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 11, 2017


mud rooster

King of the dirt chickens. High class white trash.

Hey mud rooster, heard you threw your back out humping my mom.

by Mud Rooster March 14, 2017


trap rooster

Any male with a body count consisting of 85% of the dope whores n puddle sluts in the 3 surrounding counties. He has no standards other than warm n breathing. Thinks he is cock of the walk. Normally found couch surfing or living out of a car. Usually a narcissist that believes all women want his dick n he shoulda been a pornstar. Has to have a bag of dope to pay the whores to just to b around n can't get hard without it.

Martin, Rock n Tater all trying to be trap rooster #1...I can see the feathers flying already.

by February 2, 2021


Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017