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What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.
Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.
When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.
Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!
An asshole who spends every waking moment of their time preventing others from engaging in the act of sexual intercourse!
see cockblock
That fuckin' Rooster brick busted in the room again, pissed my girlfriend off, so I'm jacking off once again!
A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.
*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"
An act in sex where that man puts his own semen all over his penis and screams "cock a doodle doo!" While analy penetrating the women
I have Jenny a slimey rooster last night and she loved it!
When two men pull back their cock heads and push their dick holes together.
Those dudes just dropped their pants, and did a Rooster Kiss.
This occurs when a man nuts on another man’s/his own pubes and let’s it dry then scratches it onto one another’s mouth
Last year Jim gave me a snowy rooster and it’s my favorite holiday tradition