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A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.
Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!
One man ejaculates on another ones hairy chest and let's it harden so it looks like an ice skating rink.
Justin gave Dennis a San Francisco ice rink.
A pile of shit, usually laid out like rolled tacos. Usually found left on the streets by a homeless person. Sometimes can be found in a to-go box or bag.
Woah! That homeless guy just pulled down his pants and left some San Francisco Rolled Tacos on the sidewalk.
Drug an old rich widows cougar drink at a club. Take her to a cheap hotel room, fuck her til she passes out, steal all of her jewelry and leave before she wakes up...
I pulled the good ole San Francisco Gold Rush again last night...
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when a guy cums in a girls butt hole then proceeds to suck it out through a straw.
Dude, I came in her ass and did a San Francisco Slurpee.
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When a person shoves their index finger all the way up the other person's ass and curls it in a "come hither" motion, resembling a fish hook. The Hooker then lifts the Hookee by the hook in their ass, suspending them like the Golden Gate Bridge by their asshole.
Bill thought he was getting a prostate exam, but was surprised by the doctor's unprofessionalism when it turned out to be a San Francisco Fish Hook instead.
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making out or otherwise getting it on
Me and Jessica drove to a secluded spot for some San Francisco show and tell.
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